` ``You think I`m going into the zombie apocalypse sober? ` I shook my head. ``I don`t think so. Plus, alcohol is a good disinfectant.``
``I`m pretty sure butterscotch schnapps isn`t ideal for wounds.`` He knew me too well. `
`Like my grandmother always said, `Your opinions and valid and important. Unless it`s some stupid bullshit you`re being shitty about, in which case you can just go fuck yourself.`
`Then I realized I hurt too much to use Twitter, and that`s when I knew I was dying.`
For Summer Reading Club - A book `everyone`has read.